Fail of the Dragon

318 Curves in 11 miles: America’s #1 Road for Idiots.

The Tail of the Dragon is a wicked serpent slithering through the heart of the Great Smoky Mountains. It coils with 318 curves over 11 miles, a tangle of asphalt madness that tests the limits of man and machine alike. This is not a road for the timid, for it demands absolute focus and an unyielding grip on your reality.

The Fail of the Dragon is its inbred cousin counterpart, recounting the the idiocy of the drivers who arrive on a daily basis with dreams of slaying the Dragon. Stamping each and every misstep into internet lore, Fail of the Dragon has spawned its own vocabulary, its own rules of engagement, and its own views on society.

GOBBLESS BORTHERS, HOSS AND BARB HADDA LAYER DOWN IN THE CLIBBINS AFTER CROSSING THE DOUBLE MUSTARD AND HITTIN’ THE MAYO.

[cryptic dialog on Fail of the Dragon is often presented in all caps]

Godbless my fellow riders, a man and a woman crashed their motorcycle after ostensibly losing traction in grass clippings, crossing the center double yellow line, and subsequently crossing the white strip on the right side of their lane or possibly on the far side of the oncoming lane.

Proof

https://129photos.com https://www.killboy.com https://www.129slayer.com

These sites document all the action on the The Dragon, in basically frame by frame detail. If you dare to to ride The Dragon and decide you’re going to cut the apexes of the corners by crossing the double yellow lines, your sins will be broadcast to the world in short order. If you end up upside down, down the ditch, or just down period, your fail will be immortalized. As you see below, idiocy knows no limits.

Over the mustard, over the mayo, into the clibbins. Gobbless.

Corssed the mustard, crossed the mayo, went head down into the clibbens. Hadda layer down.

Chunk’d the mayo, hadda layer down. Gobbless, borther.

Classic cutting of the double mustard. Librole.

Hoss is tryin’ to impress Barb but hadda layer down.

Crossed the mayo and lost his grip in the clibbins.

Enter The Dragon, or at least follow the fails here. You won’t believe the idiocy inside.

GOBBLESS MY BORTHERS. DON’T GET ON YUR HAWG AND RIDE LIKE A LIBROLE. STAY OFF THEM CLIBBINS AND DON’T CROSS THE MUSTARD. I DON’T WANNA SEE A PIC WHERE YOU AND BARD HADDA LAYER DOWN.

Your Mission

http://davidandnell.com/

Conclusion

For Pete’s sake, DO NOT take your car to The Dragon and go ham. It’s only 11 miles long with a 30mph speed limit, begging the question as to how a Ferrari 488 ends up like this…

https://www.motor1.com/news/542536/ferrari-488-crash-tail-dragon/

Maintain integrity, act natural.

Because Race Car…